To Aunty Dot

Not to mention any request or any names for this post, but the birthday girl... ehem, woman, one fine day asked for a birthday post, so this is all for you, Aunty Dorothy!

This is Dorothy Tan. Nope, not Dorothy Perkins. And nope, that's not her outlet store because she had to pay for what she bought and neither can she give anything to me for free from that store. Too bad...

Aunty Dot and my mum has gone from way long ago, when the family and the caregroup from a church gather together in 136 Nanas Road. They would collaborate many things together; from preparing and wrapping presents for the elderly to preparing bbq for caregroup camp at Pandan beach, Lundu. Ahhh... those were the beautiful and fun days when you can hear a loud roar of laughter when you answer the phone. You will immediately know it was 'my mother's laughing friend' because instead of getting a 'hello', you would get 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, is your mum there? QUICK! Got to tell her something HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'. Then my mum would rush to the phone and I can assure to you those were the days we won't need fireworks to scare the chinese new year's ghost away, you just need both of them together.

And their conversation went on like these;

Mum: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHE! Oh HAHAHAHA!

Phone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mum: Really? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Mmmmm hehehehehe!

Phone: You HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I KNOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mum: *big eyes pop* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I might exaggerate a bit, but you see, I was young! Do you expect me to remember everything?

Anyway there was a period of time when we were separated and I was wondering, where were all the laughter? It was a moment of solemn, indeed...

Till suddenly, many years later, they met again! Thought their HAHAHAHAHAHA are not as loud as it was before due to their age and *ehem* maturity, their HAHAHAHAHAHA are more feminine now. Haha!

Aunty Dot is an animal lover. She loves Monster to a point she would dress up, followed my mum to Monsters cage and gave her a bath. Oh she had cats before, I just don't know what happened to them.

Aunty Dot is someone you call a friend in need is a friend indeed. Not that she is the one in need, she is the one who is always needed. The coolest part is her life is filled with events that she get to enjoy those event and benefits. Benefits that includes,

1. Getting to dine in 1st class hotel for free from invitation
2. Getting discounts
3. Free high class food
4. More food and invite Jesmine along
5. Jesmine enjoyed and enjoys
6. FOOD!
7. Hurray!

This this Uncle Bernard and Aunty Dot. There are husband and wife. She's not available. Too bad, men.

Aunty Dot enjoys food. But for this moment she better not because she needs to be on diet until she can wear a bikini. Don't picture silly things alright. If there is a will, there is hope! A one piece swinsuit will be fine though.

Hey lookie what I got here! Aunty Dot with no make up and pure surprise face! So nice right? It was taken exactly 2 years ago when my mum almost made it a day earlier and we had to control our laughing noise outside the apartment due to wrong date!

Happy birthday Aunty Dorothy! May you have a wonderful year and may you gain the weight you desire! God bless!

A dedication to Pearly

This is Pearly.

This is also Pearly.

Nope, this is not Pearly. This is Cindy when she was 2 years old. Trust me, she is not as cute as me when I was two. Notice that she always have food at her side.

Anyway, about Pearly, Pearly is not my older sister. She is my younger sister though people tend to think she is older than me.

I'm sure everyone noticed; I'm the prettiest among the three of us. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Back to 'about Pearly' again, Pearly likes to eat.

Don't believe? I have evidence.

More undinialbly good evidence. Those food on the table? It was gone in 5 minutes. Yes, five minutes. I almost couldn't eat. That explains my beautiful figure indirectly thanks to them.

Pearly's favourite fast food is KFC. She will pester me to bring her there most of the time, may it be KL or London.

Her favourite tv show is the annoying spongebob squarepants. Until now I just don't understand why she likes it like how she don't understand why I like Naruto. Naruto is nice alright. Even mummy encourages her spongebob fanatics by buying her a 20 ringgit storybook. Too much!

Pearly loves to shop. I suppose her favourite shopping spree would be Bicester, not so much of mine though... *sobs*

Her second favourite mall would be Carefour, where she will spend 350++ ringgit on instant sauces and oyster sauce, not forgetting Ribena.

Pearly is short.

She's so short that it really made Shrek look like an ogre.

Pearly flew halfway around the world to study medicine.

Nope, not that kind of medicine.

Yes, those with labcoats and surgical knife and the earpiece thing that if I scream at the speaker you will go deaf. So please don't do that.

Along the way she met chocolate; she is susu. Ok, fine. He's quite handsome, if that makes you happy.

Pearly has many wonderful friends. The craziest one is number 3. Yes, number 3. If you read this, you know who you are. I'm talking about you.

Pearly has beautiful family too! May it be the fury ones or the fussy ones. The most hateful one is lizard. Lizard is the weakest and the ugliest creature ever existed.

Pearly may be a small girl but she's big in her heart and very mature for her age. Yes, we love to scream at each other when it comes to using the internet, clothes that we have, accessories that we chose AND LOST.

But afterall, Pearly is always Pearly. She has been there for me during the times I have been let down and cheer for at the proudest moments of my life. I hope that I could do the same for you and Cindy though it can never be compared of how much you both have been there for me.

I love you.

Happy 23rd birthday.

Birthday girls!

We have 2 bithday girls on 19th June!

Happy birthday Aunty Yee Heng! I hope you'll be blessed with more than what you can imagine! You are a blessing to my mum and family! What more can I ask!

Juney girl! You're 21 now! Legal age to go to jail if you do anything wrong... you better not be naughty yea? Please find a handsome chinese boyfriend!

I had fun during the party despite the food and ambience (Hartz Kuching has many to offer); ultimately, catching up with old friends is the highlight for the day!

I don't know if Japer is serious about going to Phuket in 4 months time, well, I can plan, but you guys better be serious about it...

We had alot of fun gossiping about work and all, but it felt so good about being free from all those crazy workload... it's hard to believe (for me) that it's over.

And Kynex finally dump her i***t boyfriend from Hong Kong and found someone nice. Meet Uncle. I forgot his name...

Good luck to the rest of you who are resitting for the submission/ resubmission for your final projects! I hope you all did learn your lesson and you better do well! Since the nagging granny is gone now... haha! I had fun meeting up with you guys!